So it appears I have actually lost my camera cord. This sucks, because we went hiking on Monday and literally almost ran into a mountain goat, of which I actually have pictures! You can file the last two items under "things that never happen, ever". But now I cannot share with you, because I can't download anything.
Ethan says that as soon as I buy a new cord, I'll find the old one, and he's probably right, but either way, you're just going to have to wait. Sorry!