Sincerely, a satisfied customer

Cross-posted elsewhere:

Dear e-learning website people:

Thanks so much for improving our e-learning website. I especially like the improvement where we have to log in twice, with some super-secret advanced password I can never remember. With the old website, I was really concerned that terrorists might hack into e-learning and learn about convective storm systems. But now I feel safe knowing our precious weather knowledge is unavailable to terrorists, and sometimes, even me.