In the latest attempt to assimilate, I have bought an iPod shuffle. My old mp3 player (a Rio Forge, I lurrrrrved it) broke and I needed a replacement. They weren't selling the Rio Forge at Worst Buy anymore, so with waaaay more thought than a $50 purchase should require, I bought the shuffle. It's cute. It's green. It's still in the box because I can't get the packaging off.
Steve Jobs is too smart for me.